Victoria Beckham surprises husband David with ‘massive c*ck’ as she unveils unusual gift

Victoria Beckham joked that she’d given her ex-footballer husband David a “massive c*ck” as she shared her very unconventional Christmas gift for him with the wider world.

Victoria Beckham unveiled the surprise festive gift she’d given David this year on Instagram – some chickens and a cockerel. “What did you get for Christmas, David?” she prompted as she filmed his reaction to the brood of clucking birds.

She then confided in her 32.4 million Instagram followers that among the chickens, there was “a massive c*ck in there as well”. “They’re a bit camera shy, these chickens – and the c*ck!” She chuckled, as David, who donned a fluffy Santa hat for the occasion, leaned over to inspect the birds.

“What do you get @davidbeckham for Christmas??” She captioned the video, before urging her fans to turn the sound up on the video. David McMahon replied in the comments: “What do you get a man who has everything……. Chickens!”

Meanwhile, fan @ozanaalma earnestly marvelled: “A reality series with you guys would make the Kardashians invisible!” Another follower, @ry_ry7, joked: “I had a chicken, one of them was named Victoria Peckham, another Hennifer Lopez, Margaret Hatcher and Princess Layer!”

However, @ortmann.lauragb quizzed: “I wonder if David realises that chickens are not compatible with his OCD?” In his earlier Netflix documentary, David had explained that he lives with obsessive compulsive disorder, often creeping around in the dead of night while the rest of the family are asleep to clean and tidy the house.

Victoria has made it clear that she isn’t quite so hands-on with the cleaning, moaning in a festive video filmed last week by her daughter-in-law Nicola Peltz that she bet Jennifer Lopez didn’t take out the bins.

Nicola shared a video of Victoria doing exactly that during their pre-Christmas festivities in Miami, however, where the family got together for a huge celebration.

However, it now looks as if Victoria and David are back at their Cotswolds mansion, which is just a stone’s throw away from the iconic Soho Farmhouse venue.

They are also not far from Jeremy Clarkson’s farm – and the pair seem to be experimenting with the idea of enjoying their own farmyard life.